Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
