how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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