So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
All the doctor said was why
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Randomize
