how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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