I love black thongs
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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