Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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