If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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