She's JV to your varsity
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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