Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Houston, we have a blender
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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