Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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