she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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