dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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