if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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