We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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