and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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