He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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