its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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