i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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