Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Buhtt sex?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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