She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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