you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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