3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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