Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
It's just like the Real World with babies
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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