Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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