You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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