I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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