420 ftw
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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