the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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