ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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