I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You almost got us killed.
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