what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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