He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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