is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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