no, he came in my armpit
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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