...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you would pick up someone in the library
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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