my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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