dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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