in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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