i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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