she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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