I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
