super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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