omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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