There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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