"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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