Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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