Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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