yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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