my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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