Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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