so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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