I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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