Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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