Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think I died a long time ago.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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