Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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