But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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